I hope this is a t-shirt design.
It is!
“Science can do it!”, by ExyonFardel
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So I’m looking at old GURPS manuals - it’s a RPG from back when I used to play - when all of a sudden Amazon starts suggesting all these erotic fantasy-themed stories for the Kindle.
For example:
Frankenstein’s Bitch
Bred by the Bogeyman
Goblin Gangbang
Milked By Bigfoot
Fucked by the Beast-Men (The Breeding Island of Dr. Moreau)
The Horny Night Gaunt
I swear by all that you hold holy, I am making none of those titles up. Seriously, Amazon, what brought this on?
“The Horny Night Gaunt” sounds like it could be hilarious. :)
As an African man, i approve of this.
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because people seem to like it, here are gifs of the symbol with no background to use as you see fit:
my intention was to create a symbol for those who fall outside the lines of cis and trans* male and female; for the genderqueer and genderfluid; third gender and agender; etc.
it obviously relies on the mars and venus male and female gender symbols, and is a combination of them in the x: the + of the venus symbol rotated and the > of the male symbol, but the x also denounces them. x has become a symbol of the non-binary, in pronouns and titles; it seemed fitting here. its position on the circle deviates from the positions of the male, female, and trans* symbols, because it is not them, but is not meant to be above them.
this symbol is for anyone who identifies beyond male and female. use it well.
Propellerhat!
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Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.
However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”
My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.
Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)
Awesome kid!
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Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower.
Telekinesis, with a side of mysticism and a little bit of cosmic fire manipulation.
Electric-Photon Manipulation. “The ability to manipulate electrically charged light. Sub-power/mix of Electrokinesis, and Photokinesis”
Electronic Disruption. “The user can disrupt electronic signals, performing such feats as causing cell phones and machinery to work erratically, if at all.”
Neuronal vampirism! “The power to draw energy and strength from the nerve impulses of others.”
That sounds rude though
Lyra Physiology. The power to take on the characteristics of a lyre and become gifted with several musical base powers.
dude why is this a thing. there’s more than one example. there’s like ten examples
Shark Physiology
The power to take on the abilities and attributes of shark.
Self-Spawn
The power to transform others into genetic exact replicates of oneself, both physically and in persona.
AWWWWW YES
Gargoyle Physiology
Power to use the abilities of gargoyle.
Oh.
The ability to create dimensions.
The user can create dimensions and travel to them, by creating a portal or just by wishing. The user can create nearly anything within the dimension (objects, creatures, etc.) Users can bring other objects and organisms to their dimensions, although they must use more energy and concentration to do so. One might make a dimension where only they are invisible, and thus hide whenever being hunted by others.
… I am more than okay with this.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_Physiology
Woot!
Nostalgia Inducement. Well then.
(Source: professorsteel)
Here’s Bartleby and his only friend.
For some reason Bart is the pariah of our cats. None of the other three like him. Since I can’t spend all day petting him, he apparently decided to cuddle with the only cat in the house who doesn’t hiss and swat at him, this stuffed cheetah I have decorating the top of the tv. He’ll sit there kneading it looking blissed out, and his not inconsiderable weight has flattened it.
Awwwwwww… Poor adorable Bart.
Are you a part of “Satan’s Spiritual Structure?” I found this over at Jesus Needs New PR, but does anyone know what this is from? I’d love to know what church is putting this rubbish out. And really…vegetarianism? LOL.
“Lycanthropy” is on there. Fucking. Awesome.
“Postmodernism” cracked me up.
What’s “Trilaterism” supposed to be? Is cooperating with foreign countries just part of Satan’s Plan™?
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